Dear Margaret
Thank you for your perfunctory reply to my last email, I really thought that you may have expanded on a few of your points, but no matter. As previously mentioned, I'm penning a comedic book and have cut and pasted some of the content below. I hope that you like it as I'm planning to publish it via Amazon Kindle once I've written 9,567 more words.
Please write again soon!!!!!!!!!!!
Lots of love
Alistair
If we're talking character comedians here then look no further than retro act Garry Morris and His Elderly Auntie Doris - Garry's actually my great uncle, but prefers to live in his son's (my uncle Dante's) shed these days. Not much is known about their act now, because they were very exclusive, but Garry used to perform a monologue whilst suspended by his underpants over a tank of terrapins. Doris, for her part, ambled onstage and poked Garry with her walking stick at regular intervals.
Disaster struck in 1985 when Garry's perished underpant elastic broke and he hurtled towards the tiny turtles' tank. Luckily, no soul was injured, but Garry's reputation was ruined and he ended up working in the Catford branch of Woolworths.
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