Working in the Central File Repository is a strange experience that's for sure. This morning I attended a 'Meet, Greet and Eat' session in the main boardroom. It was nice of them to provide food as it's a fairly unusual occurrence these days, but it was, well as bit odd to say the least.
The 'meet' section comprised of senior management performing a choreographed dance whilst miming along to the Departmental song 'Come On Feel It Arrive', which was an experience if nothing else. I enjoyed it though, it was nice to see dishy Percival Bicks break into a sweat.
The 'greet' element was somewhat odd. It consisted of us all gathering around in a circle shaking hands with those located either side. We had to write down an interesting fact about ourselves on a post-it note, place it on the person opposite's shoulders, memorise it and then eat it. It worked well though.
Finally, the 'eat' aspect was a sandwich lunch decorated with cocktail sticks. The File Store has its own well, so we drank that as it wasn't a direct cost to the taxpayer.
Timothy the Terrapin's tank was wheeled in at 13:45. We duly bowed to him and returned to our work at 14:00.
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