We received a letter from the surveyor this morning, apparently if Father continues to burrow under the house then we'll have to move because the subsidence will prove too much. That has hugely worried me, Mother's started moving her things out already. I sat Father down in the dining room and gave him a stern talking to but apparently he can't stop his behaviour; I have therefore suggested that he seek professional help from the National Society for Human Earthworms (NSHE).
Wilf is busy this weekend selling the Audi to prepare for his 'austerity year'. He is planning to purchase a 1998 VW Golf, heavens why, I don't know, he always seems to have enough ready cash on him when we're out and about. He's also sold his double decker bus 'Mavis' to an enthusiast in Bolton, he'll miss her but he can scarcely afford the apolstory cleaner (so he says...)
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