Saturday, 2 April 2011

Cotton Cellular Pants

House update: more cracks have appeared, it's being jacked up as I type. I'm still looking to move out when I can find suitable alternative accommodation.

Mr A/X update: I tried telephoning him the other day, here's what happened:

Butler: "Good afternoon, Prentiss Mansions, Rosebury speaking."
Me: "Erm, good afternoon, may I speak with Mr A please?"
Butler: "I'm sorry Madam but the gentleman concerned is otherwise engaged on important top secret Government business abroad."
Me: "Right, it can't be that secret then if you're conveying such a message?"
Butler: "Correct Madam but maybe I'm issuing a double bluff."
Me: "Yes indeed, thank you and goodbye."

Work update: I move to the London HQ of the Department for Administrative Affairs (DAA)on Monday morning. Wish me luck!

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