Well, my relationship with Wilf is finally over, the Weaver family residence is crumbling into the ground with a bad case of subsidence so it's time to firm up the old upper lip and get on with it. The first thing I did was to find alternative accommodatation, living with cousin Eleanor's all very well but Sebastian's an annoying wake up call every morning at 6am and I'm heartily sick of watching CBeebies on a loop - how she deals with the tedium of motherhood is beyond me!
I moseyed down to the local shops which surround the station to look at the small ads outside the newsagent and what did I spy: well this:
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Wanted: Professional (NO DHSS!) tenant for one bedroomed flat above 'Roger's Relics' - a second hand shop with distinction.
Rent: £500pcm which includes some shifts in the shop (Saturday, late night Thursday)
References required, please apply to Mr Roger Reynolds, 4 Station Parade, Surburbia, SB2 8UQ, telephone 020 8433 4598 (answerphone)
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Readers - I called him and left a message - I'll keep you informed!
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