God save the Queen! Well that's what I think anyway as I'm on leave on Tuesday because of our gracious majesty and can therefore do another splendid shift in Roger's Relics or RR as I'm going to call it from now on. Work was a little boring today as it was the precursor to the bank holiday weekend and most staff seem to use this as an excuse to skive off, but not me, I was still classifying files until 5pm thank you very much. Eleanor said that single people were a bit sad and should try and understand how difficult it is to be a working parent, but I disagree - it's the individual's choice to have children as it's my decision to remain a spinster. I like that term, I think I'll launch a web campaign to reclaim it as a positive statement of splendid singledom.
Instead of alcohol tonight I popped into the Sainsbury's Local and bought myself a large bottle of sparkling grape juice; I don't see the point of drinking just because it's a Friday. I also purchased two individual apple pies and a set of scissors which were discounted to the princely sum of £1.25. I think I enjoy living alone, it gives me fantastic scope to be odd in the privacy of my own flat. I only wish I didn't have to witness the strange noises eminating from Roger's apartment last night but the rent's cheap so I can't really complain.
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