Yes readers, I've joined the wonderful world of internet/online dating. Why has it taken me so long you may ask? Yes, well, until recently I'd only owned a 'dumbphone' or to the layman, a non smartphone. Last week I made the decision to go online and purchase an internet-enabled telephone and my extensive investigations steered me in the direction of a Samsung Galaxy S6. So far, so good. I linked it to the house's broadband system and I was ready to rhumble (let us wreck the mike, let us wreck the mike, let us wreck the mike: psych.)
Anyway, I set up my dating profiles, uploaded a couple of my most flattering photographs and I was ready to go. Within two hours I'd received five pictures of various male genitalia in differing states of arousal, which was extremely pleasant. I've created a special folder for them all.
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