Emma's Love Life

Emma came round last night (again, yes I know, but I'm rather skint at the moment and supermarket pizzas and wine are so much cheaper than going out!) It's all over with James McCoy apparently, who, according to her, wasn't so, ahem coy in dating other women at the same time as herself.  He also made the terrible faux pas of sending her the following Internet gif:

She didn't find it in any way amusing, Emma was disgusted, if anything.  I rather liked it though as I'm a bit of a Partridge fan.

I did suggest that James may be following the American method of 'non-exclusive dating', but Emma declared that as 'total bollocks' and proceeded to update both her Tinder and Bumble profiles.  After twenty minutes or so, she started frantically messaging a guy with the username 'MadMurdoch' - here's hoping that he's a fan of the cult 1980s action show The A-Team and not certifiably insane, but knowing the crazy world of online dating, it's bound to be the latter.