Wednesday, 22 April 2015

You Don't Drink, You Don't Smoke. What Do You Do?

Another Wednesday, another let down.  Yes, I've failed once more to secure an interview for promotion.  I'm getting rather tired of it all now and have signed up for a 'Ensuring You're Match Fit For Promotion' course which is taking place in June.  Here's hoping that the course leader will be sporting a rather fetching tracksuit and blowing a whistle?  Oh, they won't?  Well, maybe it's this ennui and sarcastic attitude which has got me where I am today.  Nowhere.

I am cheering myself up by watching the fantastic Vintage TV on Virgin Media cable.  Yes, I subscribe and no, I don't watch too much television.  Or maybe I do?  Don't judge me harshly for such a thing.  I have also purchased two spaghetti and meatball meals from the mighty Co-op for the princely sum of £4.  Ooh, the sound of a boat being firmly pushed out.

I'm seeing my friend Emma at the weekend as she's having a 'slumber party' to mark the fact that she purchased a new bed after she turfed her cheating ex-boyfriend out of their flat.  He apparently infested the previous mattress with a plague of pubic lice which apparently he caught off of Stacey Simpson from The Dog and Duck (if the rumours on Facebook are true?)  Nice.

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