Are they really? Well, in my case, not at all. Well, at least Wilf has been granted at least one day away from the horrors of dealing with his Mother. I think that I introduced you all to the delights of Wilf's parents, Simone and David, back in 2010, but if you need reminding, here's the blog entry - http://publicsectormargaret.blogspot.co.uk/search?updated-min=2010-01-01T00:00:00Z&updated-max=2011-01-01T00:00:00Z&max-results=50
Yes, they were once both nudists, but alas no more. David left Simone back in 2012 after meeting Patrizia, a half-Italian, half-German new member of the Buckhurst Bucknaked Church and decamped abroad with her and together they created the Euronudistcolony just outside of Dusseldorf - you may have heard of it? It was once featured on The One Show if you're interested and yes, Gyles Brandreth does were boxer shorts with examples of the ursine genus emblazoned on them. Years after the demise of his Teddy Bear Museum.
Well, Simone had an accident back in 2014 whilst she was cleaning the Vicar's Ford Focus - apparently she slipped on some errant suds and damaged various vertebrae in her back and therefore she's pretty much housebound these days. Luckily they were already living in a one-storey prefab in the middle of Epping Forest, so there weren't any stairs to contend with, but Wilf is expected to drop everything and drive over to sort out various crises which arise. She has a carer who comes in twice a day and another son, William who lives in nearby Harlow, but he's flip all use. Will-I-Not as I call him, is a lazy scrote, lives on state benefits and spends most of his time hanging around bookies with his mate 'Lucky Lee'. Lee obtained this nickname by winning first prize in the Dog and Duck meat raffle back in 2002 and the moniker has kind of stuck with him ever since.
Will departed for Essex about an hour ago now - Simone's toilet has apparently backed up again. Nice.
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