Today has been a very quiet day mostly spent lying on the sofa watching TV and eating chocolate, occasionally checking my email via my new smartphone. I have, being me, resisted owning such a thing for quite a while now, but I went out and purchased a Samsung Galaxy S4 a few weeks ago and I must admit that I'm hooked. Embracing the 'new' technology has been beneficial in so many ways, but mostly I'm using it to look up odd facts on the internet and I'm slightly ashamed to say it, to look for suitable male company. Yes, I admit it, since the demise of my relationship with Wilf and before him, Mr A my life has been rather bereft on that score. Anyway, I've signed up (via an anonymous email address) to a site called IntelligentUKGentlemenAreWaitingForYourEpistle.co.uk - it costs £12.87 for ladies to join and gentlemen are charged the premium rate of £34.65 per month for unlimited use. Anyway here's the rudiments of my profile:
Username: CafeMargaretCluedo
Location: Suburban London
Age Bracket: 45-54
Hobbies: Fashion, Parsimony, Cat Husbandry, Filing, Dusting, Shoe Leather
Looking For: LTR, Going Dutch on Dates, Travelling Around East Anglia via a VW Campervan
Please Reply Stating Your Favourite Variety of Biscuit.
I am constantly refreshing my inbox to determine whether I have received any replies.
No comments:
Post a Comment