My oh my, my email inbox has just gone crazy. To provide a flavour of what's been happening, I've cut and paste some of them below. I would like to say that I have received four separate penis pictures: one rather closely resembled Gonzo's nose - I kid you not? I've deleted those replies straight away. These were the best of the bunch, worst luck.
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Hello darlin' - im free, im funky - come and get down with me at the library disco. My number is 07xxx xxxxxxx.
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Dearest Margaret (may I be permitted to call you that?) - you seem such a lively soul wrapped up in an acrylic world of fun, frolics and furballs - I just want to be you. Please permit me to take you to dinner at Il Cantore, for apres dejeneur drinks and then propel you to the sanctity of my hotel room where I can offer you the contents of the mini bar, the sachets of UHT milk plus the use of a Corby Trouser Press. If we indulge in full penetrative intercourse I'll remunerate you for any dry cleaning bills you incur during the process.
Yours - DariusHoney
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'ello luv. I'm a bloke, your a bird - do you want it? I no that i do, big time babe. Giz us a mail back eh? Im a diamond geyser.
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I have some unused vouchers for Pizza Hut: the Unlimited Ice Cream Factory Dessert's on me. Go on - I'm a fun guy (and my underwear contains no fungi...)
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