Wednesday, 10 August 2011

Roger's Relics and The Riots

I am currently camping in Roger's flat during these terrible riots; luckily nothing's reached this far out yet but we're hoping it won't. Roger and I spent ages boarding up the front of the shop earlier, just in case. I can't believe people, I really can't, the country's getting much more lawless, water cannon the lot of them I say.

Roger's spare room is a tribute to Marilyn Monroe, Debbie Harry and David Hasselhoff, which as you may imagine, is a strange mixture. The queen sized bed has a satin bedspread with an image from The Seven Year Itch screen printed onto it, unfortunately something bad must have happened in a tumble dryer because Marilyn's face now resembles something out of Alien. Oh dear!

Eleanor rang to tell me that Polly had got involved with the rioters, so she's chucked her out. Good, the woman was a complete menace anyway.

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