Tonight's the night of my date with my colleague - let's just call him 'Mr Average'. I'm looking forward to it and have worn a polyester non crease skirt to ensure that I look daisy fresh when we rendezvous at 5:30pm. We going to the Jolly Pig, a Weatherspoons nearby because Tuesday's their 'Grill Club' (the only thing you should know about Grill Club is that you don't talk about Grill Club' - tee hee, a little film based humour to lighten the day!
Grill Club is rather yummy, you've many options to choose from via their impressive menu. I tend to plump for an 8oz sirloin with a glass of red wine to really ensure that I get my full value from the offer but we may be able to invest in the 2 steaks and a bottle of wine - bliss. The other thing I like about Weatherspoons is their fine array of fake books on the wall, which is always pleasant.
I do hope that he doesn't try and kiss me as I've had a corned beef sandwich for lunch and despite consuming a number of mints, the aftertaste isn't going away. Saying that, we may end the date on a firm handshake, which is always enjoyable to both parties.
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