Whilst my parents were out purchasing dented tins to restock the cupboard I decided to be a bit naughty and watch Alan Carr on our 'on demand' facility. I sat on the sofa with my crackers and cheese and was duly entertained by Mr Carr's unique brand of camp humour. Unfortunately I was disturbed during Vinnie Jones's interview by the Betterware man knocking on the door who proceeded to ask for payment for the handwashing mat I had ordered a month previously. Although I admired the Betterware man's commitment to providing households with a myriad of superflous and somewhat useless items, I was dismayed that he couldn't provide me with the 5p change and asked him to call back when he had the correct amount about his person.
I think I will spend this Saturday afternoon pairing all of my odd socks. Some people may deem me boring but as I don't drink, smoke or drive I feel as though I should be allowed some kind of fun in life. Tomorrow will herald a walk out to the local manor house as I believe that they have updated their priceless collection of carved bookmarks. Life is good.
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