My employer, Mrs Smythe has a wide range of opinions and views which she is more than happy to share with whomever is around to listen. Here's a rundown of the most bizarre:
Alan Titchmarsh:
Apparently he's responsible for the nation's drunkenness. Why? Well, Titchmarsh's tenure as the team leader of TV shows, such as 'Ground Force' has seemingly steered the population of the country towards supping wine in the comfort of their newly refurbished garden instead of the Great British cup of tea.
Morals:
Women should never, repeat never 'drop their drawers'.
'Love' Children:
There's no love; I call them what they are. I call them 'bastards'.
Hmmm.
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