Last night we went for an invigorating stroll around The Green Chain Walk. Well, some of it anyway. Reginald brought along a picnic which he carried in a specially-designed rucksack. It consisted of: two bottles of Lambrini bianco, two scotch eggs (replete with a 'reduced' sticker), two jumbo sausage rolls, maize onion rings, Cadbury's Mini Rolls and some cherry tomatoes. It was delicious and we ate it in a woodland clearing. Reginald is very knowledgeable about all things horticultural and was soon regaling me of all things flora and fauna.
Reginald took my arm to steady me whilst I was traversing across difficult terrain. He placed his right hand on my bottom at one point. It didn't feel odd at all, the opposite in fact.
At 9pm he walked me back to the bus stop, waited to the vehicle arrived and then disappeared back into the woodland. I don't believe that there's anything sinister in that - he did mention that he had to gather some samples to create some new slides for his powerful microscope.
No comments:
Post a Comment