Monday, 18 May 2015

Wilf On Wheels

Wilf sent me a letter, written in a blue inked Bic biro, via the post, which said the following:

"Dearest Margaret,

Our time together has been special and you are undoubtedly the love of my life.  However, things change and I have noticed that your love has cooled since late last September and has never re-ignited the flames of passion which once roared between us.  I have to admit that, as much as I adore you, I do find you rather tedious company at times and your single-minded obsession with the Co-op isn't particularly healthy.  I also believe that, in your heart, you still love Giles Henry Arbuthnot, the man you call 'Mr A'.  You are aware that he's no longer stalking the Earth aren't you?

I will be touring the UK in my reconditioned VW Camper Van from now on and taking peripatetic work on, as necessary.  I will always feel for you Margaret, but time marches on.

Yours sincerely,

Wilfred

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