Wilf, A Caravan and Comedy Box Sets

I seriously cannot wait: Wilf has booked a week in a two berth caravan for us next week and as a special treat, has bought box sets of the 1980s comedies Sorry plus Terry and June.  This is because he wishes to become a comedy writer and as a result keeps a detailed list of all of the funny lines in every show ever broadcast from 1985 onwards.  This of course takes time, but apparently he fits it into his schedule by condensing his hygiene routine into a daily 20 minute slot.  I fear that I must either be deeply in love with him or failing that, settling for company now I've reached the grand old age of 43.  Sigh.