I think I'll start the new year as I mean to go on. Father visited from the earthworm community but luckily they turned up about half an hour ago in a large van to take him back - it's nice though, they've a huge microdrilianabriaum in the back, chock full of nutrious soil to transport him back to the west country. I truly believe the huge monthly retainer paid from the sale of the house's plot was money well spent.
Emma's coming over later on for a glass of sherry and a chat, Connor's left her again so she'll no doubt require a firm shoulder to cry on. I am glad that the cafe downstairs is closed, the cloying smell of gravy was starting to vex me. I'm back at work on Wednesday so I'd better handwash all of my tights in preparation.
My new year's resolutions are as follows:
1 Find somewhere plusher to live
2 Read at least one worthy book per week
3 Work out regularly to combat my bulging midriff
4 Find a higher rise style of jean
5 Save at least £50 per month in a high interest account
6 Fall in love with somebody normal with a steady job
7 Gain promotion to HEO
8 Re-classify my collection of tickets and programmes
9 Shave the bobbles off of all of my acrylic cardigans
10 Babysit my second cousin Sebastian at least once every six months so that Eleanor can go out and enjoy herself
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