Well, there's a blizzard raging outside my window, so what better way to fill the time then by sitting back and taking stock of the previous year? (well, there's removing the gunk from the sanitary waste flow, but that'll have to wait...)
January: I purchased a new cut price calendar, two cardigans and one truss (for Father) in the January sales. I also insured the cat against fire, theft and extreme catnip reactions.
February: This is the month in which I turned 40. My celebratory dinner was a success until I got drunk. This almost never happens to me as I 'know my limits'.
April: Father's constant disapparances from the house were explained when he collapsed with a heart attack at a local 'massage parlour'. He made a swift recovery, but was banished to the spare room for an indefinate period.
May: I started 'stepping out' with Giles Henry Arbuthnot aka 'Mr A'. There were several incidents of him stroking my knitwear in inappropriate locations.
June: Mr A ended our relationship to pursue a romance with an EU colleague. I attended Mother's bowls club weekend in Devon to cheer myself up.
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