Well, last night was ok if you enjoy half-hearted lovemaking. Despite his passionate nature, Mr A could not get excited by an M&S 'all in one bodyshaper' however hard I tried. Well he did say 'spend the voucher on underwear' which I duly did, but it didn't meet his approval, more's the pity.
We enjoyed a late Sunday brunch on the Grand Place and I'm sitting here typing....I feel rather sleepy....
Have just awoken with a start, two black-clad gentlemen knocked at the door and duly escorted Mr A into the bedroom. They brought with them a length of cable (personally I thought it was co-axial broadband RG49)and some gaffer tape. Five minutes later I heard screaming......
I am signing off now and will press PUBLISH as soon as possible. PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO SORRY WILF......................
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