Last night Emma invited me to her studio flat to discuss her latest boyfriend, Connor. They met whilst he was carrying out renovations in her office and according to her he's 33, separated from the mother of his twins, Ronnie and Reggie, and works as a jobbing carpenter. She appears smitten, which can only be a bad thing for her as Emma, unlike my good self, wears her heart on her sleeve.
She said that he was 'dreamy looking' and in possession of olive skin, green eyes and a muscular physique, unfortunately he was blessed with rather short legs so he's always grateful that she wears flat shoes whenever they're going somewhere. He refers to his ex, Donna-Marie as 'that cow', which doesn't bode well for Emma and Connor's future as he's clearly rather immature.
I'll be honest here: I've never really liked Emma's past boyfriends as they've always been...well....a little 'common' for my tastes. Take for example Stevie, he worked on a fish stall situated outside the Royal Dauphin pub in Colme Lacey (a dodgy area btw), despite the fact that he showered twice a day, Stevie always carried the aroma of Billingsgate around with him. When they split up (she dumped him because she found that he was slipping the barmaid more than just his electric eel) he posted her a putrid john dory, which just isn't on.
Oh well, two bottles of wine, a pizza and some garlic bread can cheer up the most fractious of evenings. Let's hope it lasts.
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